Yes we can!

So, the president elect is biracial, crazy white people are buying up guns like its the end of days, football games are ending in ties. Shit has just been crazy lately! You know what's NOT crazy? Well, hopefully the prez elect. But also, Wiis. Not only are Wiis not crazy, Wiis are just about the most fun you can have standing up.

I don't know how many of you folks own a Wii or have ever played a Wii, or have ever looked lustfully on as others played their Wii, but it really is the best way to spend 250 greenbacks without orgasming or feeling the shame of paying a prostitute (definitely NOT a good use of $250).

The only thing better than buying a Wii is getting one for free. And now YOU can get a free Wii. Well, not for you, per se...  But you can help a friend get a free Wii. My friend Xtina is apparently in a contest where the winner gets a Wii. I think the plan is to give it to her husband, cuz he deserves it. I mean, if you know Xtina, then you definitely know he deserves the bestest console in the universe!

So, let's do a gal a solid and click here to make the world a bit of a better place. Vote for Christina Gainor! Oh, and if you need a reason why you should help, when Xtina was 16, she hit Coach Brooks with her parents' truck (don't worry, he was in a car. It was really more of a love tap). Anyway, he was kind of an ass. That one act alone made the world SUCH a better place!

A vote for Xtina is a vote for America. Yes we can... Change... Hope... Um, apple pie... Just vote, dammit!